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So, yesterday’s post was the sketch of what today’s post would look like, here’s the final product:

And, in case you don’t speak english, or can’t understand my accent, here’s the script, again:

Hello, people of the new nation! Today we’ve got some special, fresh and spicy news! Remember we pride ourselves in our neutrality, unlike some drama channels that we can see on youtube, we report the news and nothing but that.

  1. With the launch of watch dogs 2 coming closer every and each everyday, we focus again in hacking.
  2. Besides that, with the videos that the game theorists are making, let’s see how Hacking became famous
  3. Leaving the gaming theme, since apple stopped signing iOS 9.3.4, hackers have not been able to release a public jailbreak since then.

Now, Let’s get to it!

Firstly, I need to disclose that i am not being sponsored by Ubisoft, although I would very much appreciate a sponsorship, so, call me <3.

So, watch_dogs, the second most overhyped game of all time, only losing for destiny and maybe tied with it in disappointment, It’s features hacking, god powered hacking and a main character that apparently no one could relate to; which brings the question, is hacking that easy? IT IS, and you and everyone that you know are in danger; but, should you care? Not really, hackers, most time only hack big time players. But how would someone hack you?

  • Invading into your bank (show how) -> Many banks and corporations use a thing called VPN (Virtual private network), which, in most cases, require a specific login and server authorization, which in most cases protects A LOT of data, netheless, if a hacker manage to trick someone to  give him access to a login or even to the main computer (Which he can do, if he is social enough), all that data is exposed to the computer of the person, and you know what that results in.
  • Stealing all your data (show how) -> if you are connected to a wifi, someone with access to the hosting router of that network (cracking access to that kind of thing is like, super easy, it’s almost a joke, at this point) could just get all your certificates and password, only by looking into the logs that are saved on your cookies and ram of your Browser or computer (That being a cell phone, pc, notebook, whatever)
  • Leaking major corporational data that you are part of (iCloud, psn, xbox live)->the fappening, psn 2015\14 (Always by Lizard Squad)

PSN

Icloud->the fappening

Okay,  21th of October a lot of big corporation sites were hacked, here’s the list:

Apparently, people are so aware of that, that, even after game theory made a video about it, the term had increased searches, but not nearly enough compared to its normal spikes.

In the other more sad tone of the topic, Lucas Todesco, Pangu Team and Oversky, until now, do not have another jailbreak released to iOS 9.3.5 nor 10, which kinda frustrates active Jailbreak users, since they haven’t got a jailbreak since 9.3.3, which stopped being signed by apple in August 25th, and we are in october. Although iOS 10 has already been Jailbroken by June, Apple has raised a half million dollar prize for some major problems on the bugs on the software; action that made the american company,  Zerodium , to up the rewards for exploits to 1,5 million dollar.

Which means that, even with Apple practically hiring Hackers, there are enough competition to make everyone’s life better, without following the rules of this *Bleep* show that we call capitalism.

And, with Jailbreak being that hard to break, let’s see how easy is to break your locks!

In the end, no, you’re not alone. You’re not safe, hackers can kill you, can steal your data, can manipulate EVERYTHING that is yours and connected to the internet or even any network, bluetooth, usb, and so on and so forth. And all that without even leaving any trace. So, don’t be interesting.

What a newscast script should look like

Introduction

Hello, people of the new nation! Today we’ve got some special, fresh and spicy news! Remember we pride ourselves in our neutrality, unlike some drama channels that we can see on youtube, we report the news and nothing but that.

  1. With the launch of watch dogs 2 coming closer every and each everyday, we focus again in hacking.
  2. Besides that, with the videos that the game theorists are making, let’s see how Hacking became famous
  3. Leaving the gaming theme, since apple stopped signing iOS 9.3.4, hackers have not been able to release a public jailbreak since then.
  4. At the end, we made a sketch to show how hacking is easy at this point in time

Now, Let’s get to it!

Elaboration

Explains each one giving what the thing is, what happened, effects in the world and how this may lead the future of the world (conclusion).

  • must have images and videos on the side
  • this will be opinionated, to generate comedic effect

Actual text

Firstly, I need to disclose that i am not being sponsored by Ubisoft, although I would very much appreciate a sponsorship, so, call me <3.

So, watch_dogs, the second most overhyped game of all time, only losing for destiny and maybe tied with it in disappointment, It’s features hacking, god powered hacking and a main character that apparently no one could relate to; which brings the question, is hacking that easy? IT IS, and you and everyone that you know are in danger; but, should you care? Not really, hackers, most time only hack big time players. But how would someone hack you?

  • Invading into your bank (show how) -> Many banks and corporations use a thing called VPN (Virtual private network), which, in most cases, require a specific login and server authorization, which in most cases protects A LOT of data, netheless, if a hacker manage to trick someone to  give him access to a login or even to the main computer (Which he can do, if he is social enough), all that data is exposed to the computer of the person, and you know what that results in.
  • Stealing all your data (show how) -> if you are connected to a wifi, someone with access to the hosting router of that network (cracking access to that kind of thing is like, super easy, it’s almost a joke, at this point) could just get all your certificates and password, only by looking into the logs that are saved on your cookies and ram of your Browser or computer (That being a cell phone, pc, notebook, whatever)
  • Leaking major corporational data that you are part of (iCloud, psn, xbox live)->the fappening, psn 2015\14 (Always by Lizard Squad)

PSN

Icloud->the fappening

Okay,  21th of October a lot of big corporation sites were hacked, here’s the list:

Apparently, people are so aware of that, that, even after game theory made a video about it, the term had increased searches, but not nearly enough compared to its normal spikes.

In the other more sad tone of the topic, Lucas Todesco, Pangu Team and Oversky, until now, do not have another jailbreak released to iOS 9.3.5 nor 10, which kinda frustrates active Jailbreak users, since they haven’t got a jailbreak since 9.3.3, which stopped being signed by apple in August 25th, and we are in october. Although iOS 10 has already been Jailbroken by June, Apple has raised a half million dollar prize for some major problems on the bugs on the software; action that made the american company,  Zerodium , to up the rewards for exploits to 1,5 million dollar.

Which means that, even with Apple practically hiring Hackers, there are enough competition to make everyone’s life better, without following the rules of this *Bleep* show that we call capitalism.

And, with Jailbreak being that hard to break, let’s see how easy is to break your locks!

In the end, no, you’re not alone. You’re not safe, hackers can kill you, can steal your data, can manipulate EVERYTHING that is yours and connected to the internet or even any network, bluetooth, usb, and so on and so forth. And all that without even leaving any trace. So, don’t be interesting.  

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaqHrXTDLXndLdfDRXuZQ8yB7Yd5yRojB

 

And, here’s what the raw recording should look like:

Without intro nor chroma key

With intro and chroma key

The TOP 10 inventions of all time

Hello, and welcome to my blog, today I bring you the TOP 10 INVENTIONS OF ALL TIME
#1 The internet

Do I need to comment?


#2 Any kind of mobile technology

Since Cellphones, huts, and all those mobile technology were created, humans have been able to reach everywhere with a lot less trouble

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#3 Writing

How would society advance without writing?


#4 Religion

How would humans get a better way to control other humans into doing their biddings, if not by religion?


#5 Music

It can get a direct access into your mind and being, changing you as you identify with it.


#6 Houses

Since agriculture has became a thing, we all needed houses to store ourselves and that food.


#7 Birth control technology

Since those were created, people became able to feel more joy to fulfill their empty souls with less consequences.


#8 Bathrooms

Invented by the romans, the toilets possibly made possible, to those whom can afford them, to avoid a lot of diseases.


#9 Any photo/video recorder

With those, we were able to express ourselves even more, and sell more, so, good for us.


#10 Social rights 

They don’t exist, at least they shouldn’t, because all humans should be treated like humans. Netheless, by the existence of social rights, we were able to evolve a lot more as a community, rather than people.

Why should you care at all?

I am in a lot of pressure right now, i am a student, a half assed boyfriend,  the worst  youtuber that one could imagine in the schedule that i have, and, finally, a blog writer for >Implying that random=funny. And that leaves the question, why does any of that matter?  Why should i make an effort to maintain anything that is making me miserable and depressed?

Well-first of-, apparently, there are the CHANCE of getting a good reward. See, if you never try something, i (did i really write “i” when i was referring to you on this blog? Dating is really giving me a bad influence) cannot have the arguments nor the power to share any opinion of the consequences of that thing that you did; so, that’s a big enough reward; after all, you’ll be able to shit talk it, and with no serious backlash, since you have experienced it first hand. And then, in the end, since you’ve got that experience, you may use it in your favour, by getting a job, improving your techniques in whatever you’re doing, by comparing what to do and what not to, but again, WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

Maybe it’s just me that can’t find a reason to care, maybe i got off too easily, learned one too many thing by myself, none of those that actually mattered (writing -not actually the writing that would get me anywhere-, couple of languages, lying, making a persona for every social encounter….); maybe i just got handed a pretty and nice girlfriend every time without any effort; maybe i’ve just got ignored way too much in everything i do; maybe i didn’t actually find a reason to give a fuck. But again, WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

But then, that leaves to the other main question, if you’re depressed and miserable, is it worth it to keep following it? Well, you may be rewarded even more to not stop trying…

Wait, doesn’t that mean that all that we are doing is based on rewards? Well, let’s just say that this is the animal and instinctive part of our animal brains taking over ourselves.We were born in the mindset of breeding after growing and living enough to provide a safe house to our descendants, with few exceptions that are actually a intended thing to happen, when the human race reaches certain number of inhabitants in each planet that it colonizes. Hence the answer to the title of this blog: Yes, you should care at all.

AND EVEN MORE, you should care about everything and more, your brain and society rewards you for a reason! Because it’s good that you learned about yourself and the environment that made you, you.

Netheless, if you care too much, and learn too much, you may disappoint yourself, and start not caring, so, that’s cool too, right?

10 pm, bye